Blank Hetalia Character Meme!
(By Auro-Sya & Punkstar738)
Hihi~ ArtsyHedgehog here!! I've seen this meme around, and I wanted to try it out for myself~!
Wish me luck!!
List 10 Hetalia characters in a random order
1) Romano
2) Italy
3) Japan
4) England
5) France
6) Spain
7) Iceland
8) Sweden
9) Canada
10) Poland
You wake up to find [5] sitting next to your bed.
Me: *opens one eye* ...
France: *asleep*
Me: ...I must be dreaming. *closes eyes*
France: You're not, lapin~
Me: *scrEECHES*
After dealing with that, you go to get dressed and ready for your day ー only to have [4] invade your room and choose your clothes for you. No exception.
Me: ENGLAND WHAT ARE YOU--Oh hey, that's nice.
England: *smirks* I know what I'm doing, love!
Now that you're a fashion disaster ー or fashion win? ー you head to the kitchen and discover [8] making you breakfast.
Me: Oh hey, Sweden.
Sweden: Mmm.
Me: ...Are you making breakfast?
Sweden: *nods*
Me: Welp okay then.
Oh crap! You missed the bus! Fortunately, [1] is here to give you a ride.
Romano: Hop in the car, already.
Me: ROMANO HURRY I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL--
Romano: *sees France in my bedroom window* *SPEEDS AWAY WHILST SCREAMING*
By some miracle you make it to school on time. Heading to your first class, you get a new seating arrangement and have to sit in the back with [6]. What goes on for the rest of the period?
Me: Hola, España~
Spain: Hola! Como estas, chica~?
*we continue talking in Spanish but don't get in trouble because ish Spanish class*
Study hall ー [9] is failing a class and is working on make-up homework next to you. They ask you for help and...?
Canada: C-could you help me w-with this...?
Me: Oh, yeah! I love English! *begins helppppppiiiiiiing*
Time for Physical Education! (Gym if you don't want to be technical) The class plays dodgeball and somehow you and [2] are the last two players on your team.
Italy: Ve! I'm scared!
Me: *tackles Italy, helping him dodge a ball* JUST DON'T GET HIT!!
In the shower after gym, you find [7] in a towel making poses in the mirrors.
Me: ...
Iceland: ...
Me: Ummm...?
Iceland: You saw nothing.
Hope you can sing ー it's time for experimental music! You walk into the class to find [3] rocking out on a tuba.
Japan: *playing tuba insanely*
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! *begins recording*
[10] is walking with you, when they suddenly "trip" and fall down a flight of stairs.
Me: OMIGOD POLAND ARE YOU ALLRIGHT?!
Poland: THERE IS DIRT ON MY SKIRT CODE ORANGE ORANGE!!!
Me: TO THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM!!!! *drags a screaming Poland away*
Lunch! You're sitting with the usual group of [2], [9], and [5].
Me: Yo, guys.
Italy: Ciao~
France: Bonjour~
Canada: H-hey!
*we begin eating each others lunches*
Italy: NOT THE PASTAAAA!!!
Me: SORRY THOUGHT IT WAS MINE--
Science class is about to start and you're doing a partner-required experiment today. But because someone is out sick, there's an odd number of students. [4] and [6] are fighting over who gets to be your partner.
England: Oi, you think you're so tough!!
Spain: Well, I'm a better pirate aren't I~?
Me: *records* Piiiiiraaaaates OwO
Free period! You head to the library only to find [1] having a secret "study session" with [8].
Romano: *reading a Spanish history book*
Sweden: *reading a Finnish history book*
Me: ...Well then. *records again*
Since the library is out of the question, you head to the computer lab instead ー where [7] is doing something totally school inappropriate on the Internet!!
Me: ICELAND?!
Iceland: I'M NOT TRYING TO SELL MR. PUFFIN!!!
Mr. Puffin: YES HE IS GET HIM!!!
Scarred for life, you head outside in hopes of finding some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, before you can settle, [3] and [10] find you.
Poland: Look, look! Japan got me a, like, FABULOUS kimono~!
Japan: *blushes* U-umm...Th-that wasn't for--
Me: *interrupts* HEY THAT'S GREAT!! *to Japan* Don't ruin his moment~ xD
Nothing got done during free period, so now you head to math class. But immediately you're tugged into the seat between [2] and [6], who are fighting with each other for some reason.
Italy: Romano's angry at me again, Spain!
Spain: YOU WERE WITH ROMANO?! WHERE'S MY TINY TOMATO!?
Italy: UWAAAA I SURRENDERRRR!!
Me: ...Welp. So much for graphing.
End of math ー thank the heavens! On your way out, a rubber-band is shot against the back of your head. You turn around to see that [4] was the culprit.
Me: ...England?
England: ...Yes?
Me: ...RUBBER BAND WAR!!! *begins shooting rubber bands at Iggy*
England: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Now for the last class of the day; art. Doing a pottery unit, you're casually working at your "pot" when [5], [7], and [9] start a mushy-clay fight!
Iceland: *being annoyed by Mr. Puffin* JUST SHUT UP!!! *flings clay*
*clay hits Canada* *I go clean him off*
France: DON'T DO ZHAT TO POOR LITTLE CANADA!!! *flings more clay at Iceland*
Iceland: AACCCKKKK--
The art teacher is making the entire class stay after to clean up the very messy room. You and [1] are paired off to be "cleaning buddies". Do you actually get any cleaning done?
Romano: Zzzz.....*sleeping*
Me: *cleaning up everything* ...Hmm... *draws a moustache on Romano's face* There.
After the room has been satisfactorily cleaned, you're allowed to go home. [10] walks you home, since you missed the bus for the second time that day.
Poland: I waited for ya~!
Me: *tears up* F-feliks....WAAAAAAH!!! *glomps Poland*
Poland: Woah! Like, what happened?
Me: I got dust in my eyes ;n;
Upon reaching your house, you spy [3] and [8] having a cardboard sword fight out front ー and [3] is losing.
Japan: Ack! *jumps back* You are a worthy opponent, Sweden-san...
Sweden: ...Mmm.
Me: *runs in with my cardboard swords* INTERCEPTION!!! *laughs and begins beating them both*
Thinking you finally can get some relaxation, you go to sink into the couch ー only to have the doorbell ring. It's [9] and [10], here for a surprise group study!
Poland: Surprise~! I'm here to help ya study, girlfriend~!
Canada: E-eh?! I-I'm here too...
Me: *hugs them both* ;w;
Homework is done! All that's left is dinner! And, low-and-behold, [6] is somehow in your kitchen, cooking.... something.
Me: Hey Spain, what's for dinner?
Spain: CHURROS!!!
Having eaten, you FINALLY can relax in peace, right? Wrong; [7] calls you to mope over something [3] did.
Iceland: Japan took pictures of me fighting with Norge again!
Me: *sighs* Distract him with Yaoi, then steal the camera. *hangs up*
Lengthy phone calls over, you head upstairs to head to bed. But there's a problem with that... [4] is going through your underwear drawer.
Me: ...England?
England: ACK!! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!
Me: I know. I moved your magic book to the sock drawer.
England: ...Oh.
Exhausted from such a long day, you sink into bed. However, the presence of another causes a disturbance in the force... Is that [2] looking through your window?
Italy: HEEEEELP!!!
Me: ITALY?!
Italy: I SKIPPED TRAINING HEEEEEELP!!!!
Back in bed, you're about to drift off when your neighbor, [8], starts blasting loud music next door.
Me: ...SWEDEN SHUT UP!!!
Sweden: *heavy metal head-banging*
Unable to sleep, you stare up at the ceiling andー HOLY KUMAJESUS, is that [1] staring down at you from a hole in the ceiling?!
Me: ROMANO?!
Romano: CHIGI!!! *falls through ceiling onto bed* I-I!!!!
Me: If you wanted to have a sleepover just ask! Quit watching me sleep, will ya?
Romano: ...But Feliciano is already here.
Me: And...?
Romano: ...Fine. *snuggles onto other side of me*
Me: Awwww I should write fanfic like this.
At last, sleep starts to take you into it's arms. So warm, so comforting, so.... Real. Oh wait, it's not sleep holding you. It's [5].
Me: ...France. You're scaring Romano. It's their turn to sleep in my room.
France: QnQ
Me: *sighs* ...Fine. You can have the guest bedroom.